Sunday, October 09, 2011

Why Has No One Ever Thought Of This Before?

So there we were, walking home from Toby and Angel's wedding on a Saturday night.

Ambling our way along Turnpike Lane.

And Laura turned to me and said, "Do you know what I really fancy?"

"I don't know," I said.  "Chips?"

This seemed like a reasonable guess.

"No," said Laura.

"A salad?" I ventured, rather optimistically.  "A nice falafel salad?"

Thursday, October 06, 2011

The News Will Eat Itself

Theresa May giving her speech at the Conservative Party Conference
"And I'm not making this up," she said.

No Theresa, the Telegraph and the Mail did that for you.